do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me
all of the above
so yeah idk be careful of texting me plotlines because you might end up with ficlets in your submit
How my dad likes to tell the story of how he spent six hours at the hospital: by taking 20 minutes to tell the story and finish it by saying “and nothing was wrong” instead of just starting with that TINY PIECE OF VITAL INFORMATION
I literally /just/ explained the marvel/avengers universe to my dad and said ‘and then there’s hawkeye but he’s boring and doesn’t have his own movie so don’t mind him’
you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”
does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better!
(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)
I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr
Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome.
it’s a metaphor; you put your fingers on the keys but you don’t actually do any writing