173-to-127:

sterek-much:

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me

all of the above

so yeah idk be careful of texting me plotlines because you might end up with ficlets in your submit

How my dad likes to tell the story of how he spent six hours at the hospital: by taking 20 minutes to tell the story and finish it by saying “and nothing was wrong” instead of just starting with that TINY PIECE OF VITAL INFORMATION

I literally /just/ explained the marvel/avengers universe to my dad and said ‘and then there’s hawkeye but he’s boring and doesn’t have his own movie so don’t mind him’

I literally /just/ explained the marvel/avengers universe to my dad and said ‘and then there’s hawkeye but he’s boring and doesn’t have his own movie so don’t mind him’

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

tagged → #work stuff

heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

writing tip #804:

gr8writingtips:

it’s a metaphor; you put your fingers on the keys but you don’t actually do any writing

Anonymous asked: Just wondering: why don't you like/want to write anymore?

Putting this under a read more because it’s bound to be long, rambly and possibly whiny. 

Read More